Phoebe colliding

My namesake moon has been smashing into shit and getting all up in astronomers' faces.

[No accident there.]

Fantasy Island come true

Not one for old adages, but evidently Mark Burnett is: if it ain't broke... make it a reality tv fantasy job competition show!

The (in)famous Fantasy Island is being revived (again), and this time it has a point.

[I don't understand.]

[What's there to understand?]

[Why does this show need to exist?]

[You're asking a question that has no answer.]

In case you missed it, old episodes of FI are on Hulu now. Maybe it will remind us why this is an IP that so desperately needs to be [destroyed] resurrected.

Glossy = extremely excited!

I applaud the experimentation if not the idea.

The San Francisco Chronicle is going to use glossy paper now, so the ads look good.

[How about writing content people want to read?]

Next stop, color!

[Oh, wait.]

Yay! Facebook is awesomely tragic.

Facebook is measuring my happiness (yours too) by tracking the use of words like "yay", "awesome" and other high school expressions of pleasure.

Contradictions only from now on.

Measure this, Gross National Happiness Index (makes me want to puke)!

Too bad the Bhutanese government's already got grossnationalhappiness.com!

[isn't this oxymoronic?]

like Colbert says

damn good programming

Or else?

Really Obama, of all the leaders to be setting ultimatums...

Tsk, tsk. I thought you had more perspective, and more respect.