So, SNL is funny again (?) or it's just Jamie Foxx as the Ding Dong

I think in code now

animate:
    actions:
        - { action: character.show, name: phoebe, position: center, speed: slow }
    after:
        dialog:
              speaker: phoebe
              style: all_caps
              text: "ZOMG! MY BRAIN ONLY WORKS IN CODE NOW!"
              after: phoebe_reacts
phoebe_reacts:
    dialog:
         speaker: phoebe
         style: normal
         text: "I guess the only solution is..."
         after:
             choice:
                 options:
                     - text: "...turn off my computer and cry myself to sleep!"
                       selected:
                           increment:
                                         cry_baby: 1
                           action: oh_nevermind
                      - text: "...become an itinerant laborer and organic farm hand!"

                        selected:

                            increment:

                                         okay_hippie: 1

                            action: oh_nevermind

                       - text: "...munch and munch til I'm done with the crunch!"

                         selected:

                             increment:

                                          keep_on: 1

                             action: oh_nevermind

oh_nevermind:
    if:
        test: { cry_baby: 1 }
        then:
            dialog:
                speaker: phoebe
                style: whiny_baby
                text: "whaaaaaaah!"
                after: fin
    else:
         if:
             test: { okay_hippie: 1 }
             then:
                 dialog:
                     speaker: phoebe
                     style: sarcastic
                     text: "Everyone has an escape plan..."
                     after: fin
        else:
            dialog:
                speaker: phoebe
                style: peppy
                text: "Go girl! You got this!"
                after: fin
fin:
    animate:
        actions:
            - { action: character.remove, name: phoebe, speed: fast }
        after:

Afternoon #DanceBreak! Five Seconds - @thetwinshadow

If you happened to see a screaming woman on the side of the New Jersey turnpike Thursday night...

that was me.

trying to stop my beloved fiance, who was running away from me on the southbound shoulder of the turnpike, because we were having the fight of the century over the definition of "enhancements" as it applies to professional athletes, and therefore what types of medical technologies should be considered regulatable and, thereby, illegal.

because that's what really matters, ok?

thank you for the photo, Matthew Gallaway

turns out we were both feeling stressed about other things and too much looking forward to spending time together.

#AfternoonDanceBreak: Shuffle A Dream @twittledragon

Pretty convinced this is about Kanye West...

You're So Vain for the 21st century

Everybody's so serious...

Look. My heart stopped when I heard there'd been a bomb at the Boston Marathon - there are plenty of people I love there, and no one needs to get blown up. Especially no one that's just run 27 miles.

But it's adorable that there's this little trope formed on the late night comedy shows on Monday...

Stephen


Jon
[evidently I can't embed more than one video from hulu]

Craig
[evidently, CBS doesn't believe in embed codes]

Conan
[also, not an embedder...]