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2.07.2011

Bad ads, bad advertisers



Bad enough that the animated "baby peas" were cooler than their real life counterparts, which is already setting a low bar, but then they have to "do the impossible" and make a fat kid instantly skinny?! Great. Really great, y'all. That's not AT ALL offensive.



This one just wins points for total insensitivity. Really, Sealy? ALL straight, ALL monochromatic couples? I mean, yeah it's the Super Bowl, so you don't want to scare all the homophonbic, racist innocents across the country... Oh, wait! That's no fraking excuse whatsoever!

See bees see



[Thanks Mom!]

2.03.2011

Daniel Tosh makes a kid bleed



I'd also like to mention that Jamie Foxx has gotten a lot hotter with age, and this is probably the only episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live that I will ever watch



And, apparently, this is Affion Crockett.

In the past...