Who is John Galt?

The recent disappearances and faked deaths of die-hard capitalists who have watched their neglect/incompetence/unethical business practices result in the loss of billions of other people's money is too reminiscent of Atlas Shrugged to be merely coincidental.

I suggest you start looking for gold dollar signs...they're probably in the hills of Colorado building secret vaults.

Except, most of these motherfuckers don't even qualify in Ayn Rand's eyes as true tycoons. They don't make anything. They just move YOUR money from one place to another.

Gee, might THAT be the source of the complete lack of productivity that underlies this economic catastrophe?

Dagny Taggart is an admirable business executive in comparison.