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6.12.2007

Living In The Past

While most of the world indulges in crime, blame assignment, killing and corruption, a small group of highly obsessed individuals uses the future of communication technology to build...

What else?! A relic from the past!
I'm reading an extraordinary book - abandoned on the street, of course - about population density and behavioral manifestations as culture-formed and culture-shaping mechanisms in human society. Highly recommend.

Our senses are able to absorb non-visual information in a much more integrated, less conscious way than the learned visual interpretation mechanisms. So, when we delve into the past without sound, smell, touch, temperature, we only get half the experience.

The point I am getting to is this: a digital replica of Rome is utterly meaningless.

The desire to go back to this "golden" (ha!) age of Western history is a yearning for ...whatever is the opposite of evolution. Not destruction, exactly, but a desire to regress into the unknown safety of a past that did not exist.

Without the sensory feedback, the digital realm completely lacks the social and environmental information that we could absorb and apply to our present, and more importantly, our future. A US citizen, walking down the "street" in this rerun, has no sense of what Rome was like, especially for its inhabitants.

Great architecture, maybe, but shit in the streets? The smell of rotting flesh emanating from every crevice in the structure? The unwashed poor crowding you, heating your flesh and rubbing their scents all over you as you are pushed towards the hard stone seats of the Coliseum?

Does this sound good? Does this sound like the Rome you imagine?

Without it, does it come anywhere near "replicating" the original?

I am all for the use of virtual world technology to explore the impacts of our past and the implications for our future.

Maybe I'm just too demanding [maybe I'm just like my father, too...], or maybe the use of "high level" technology to reminisce over a past that wasn't that great anyway (cycles, people, cycles!) seems about as pointless as anything I can imagine.

Like a winged computer mouse, or an automatic electrical tent collapser (for the elite nomad), or...

6.11.2007

You Asked For It!

And so you get it. Because that's just the kind of people person I can be.

From a Concerned Reader in Petersburg, VA: Elections Are A Game

The game also provides details on a variety of real-life reform measures, including a "fair play" law introduced in Congress by Rep. John S. Tanner, Democrat of Tennessee. It also provides an online forum for players to discuss these issues.

Swain says he hopes the game will be used as a viral, grass-roots lobbying effort to open the public's eyes to this issue and to get them to take action. --Josh Fischman [The Chronicle of Higher Education]


And from a Concerned Reader in New York, NY: Plagues Are A Game

Corrupted Blood

This article is about a virtual reality plague. For the legal concept, see Attainder.
Corrupted Blood was a virtual plague that infected characters in the computer game World of Warcraft; it was also the first disease to affect any MMORPG with a significant game effect.

Information

Corrupted Blood Plague taking place in IronforgeThe plague began on September 13, 2005 when Blizzard Entertainment, the developer of World of Warcraft, introduced a new instance called Zul'Gurub into the game as part of patch 1.7. Inside this instance was a boss named Hakkar the Soulflayer, the god of blood. Players who fought Hakkar were affected by his debuff (a spell which has a negative effect over a fixed period of time). The debuff, in this case, was Corrupted Blood, a spell that caused 250–300 points of damage (compared to the average health of 5000 for a player of the highest level) every few seconds to the afflicted player. The affliction was passed on to any players standing too close to infected players. While the curse would kill most lower-level players in a matter of seconds, higher-level players could keep themselves alive (via healing spells and other means) long enough to spread the disease around the immense landscape inside the game. Death caused by the debuff did not cause any durability penalty, unlike most other causes of death in the game. NPCs, combat pets, and non-combat pets were key in spreading the plague.[1]

The disease would eventually go away as time passed or when the infected character died. The only way that a player was able to bring the disease outside of Zul'Gurub was by allowing a pet to get the debuff, dismissing the pet in less than five seconds, then summoning it in a populated area. (When dismissed, the pet retains the debuff and the timer of the buff is paused.) This debuff transmission technique was first seen with the "living bomb" debuff from Baron Geddon in Molten Core.


Scale and effect of Corrupted Blood

After a few days, Corrupted Blood had become World of Warcraft's version of the Black Death, rendering entire cities uninhabitable and causing players to avoid large clusters of other players, and in many cases, causing players to avoid major cities all together.

Due to the curse's peculiar behavior, it was never meant to leave Zul'Gurub - the ability to infect pets and NPCs was a side effect unconsidered by the developers. The intended behavior involves the final boss fight with Hakkar. Every so often, Hakkar will drain life points out of everyone in the group fighting him. However, if the group kills a much smaller, significantly less powerful enemy, the "Son of Hakkar", he releases a poisonous cloud that afflicts everyone nearby with the disease. Then, when Hakkar tries to drain life from the players, he is instead affected by the poison and is damaged instead of restored. Players need to do this procedure multiple times during the boss fight to ensure that Hakkar does not continue to restore himself. Blizzard Entertainment tried several times to fix the problem, including imposing quarantine on certain places. This "plague" was eventually "cured" by changing the mechanics of the Hakkar encounter to eliminate the spreading of the effect from player to player. Hakkar still has an ability called Corrupted Blood, but it now takes the form of a red bolt launched at a random player fighting the boss. The player and those nearby take damage, and receive a heavy damage over time, but the effect no longer spreads further.

Due to the large scale outbreak of the "plague" (some servers had half of their players infected), it drew wide attention from the media. Nina Fefferman, a Tufts University assistant research professor of public health and family medicine, calls for research on this incident, citing the resemblances with biological plagues. Some scientists want to study how people would react to environmental pathogens, by using the virtual counterpart as a point of reference.[2]

In addition, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had requested statistics on this event for research on epidemics.[3]

6.07.2007

Modern Miracles

WHOA!


Don't have time to read and offer commentary now, so take a look and offer your thoughts on the "deal"!

6.06.2007

Obvious Award - The Taleban's Back!

It's been a long time since someone (or some media organization) has earned the Totally Fucking Obvious Award, and today's winner is...

Drumroll please!

Abdul Jabbar Taqwa, the governor of Parvan province in Afghanistan! Applause!

He wins for being thick in the brain, just like anyone else who is willing to deny the totally fucking obvious conclusion that Peace Radio host Zakia Zaki was shot and killed by Taleban members that have finally amassed enough strength to come back at those US-sponsored freedom freaks with everything they've got!

She committed the following offenses:
1) Openly criticized the Taleban during its iron-fisted reign,
2) Founded and reported for Radio Peace, the US propaganda radio station established (and funded!) after the fall of the Taleban, and
3) She's a female, and she's expressing her opinion.

How many more reasons does a gender-biased, fanatically-militant, tradition-loving government-by-force (wait, was I talking about the Taleban, or the US? I got a little lost...) need to kill some uppity woman?

Reminds me of my favorite one-liner: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You already told her twice!

WHAT?! It's funny! Horrifying, sure, but funny!

Eco Stand Up

Did I miss something, or did we really elect a comedian into the office of the President?

After touting the leadership of the United States in all things ecological (HA!), Bush takes one look at Andrea Merkel's proposed plan for the G8 to cut emissions, laughs his head off, and then starts teasing her about that haircut.

But seriously, yet another rejection of an aggressive international plan to reduce the deleterious human impact on the environment, and our international good will account drops into a negative balance. What is up with this guy?

I can see the economic argument. For a short time, the companies that have profited off of ecological rape and pillage will probably decrease revenues and size and in consumer confidence. But that's a good thing. We don't want to buy products that kill us, simple as that. (Well, actually, we DO want to buy products that kill us: cars, guns, cigarettes, alcohol, heroin...the list is long.)

OK, so maybe I can't see the economic argument.

Call me crazy, but I think there is economic potential in sustainable energy, conservative production methods, minimal & recyclable packaging... environmental synchronicity is possible, profitable, and necessary.

I can also see the "blame the developing industrial economies" model, because that allows us to continue on our no-holds-barred path to self-destruction without any moral or cultural hindrances. And who among us doesn't want that?!

I think that Bush must be
1) totally insane,
2) without long term memory storage in his brain, or
3) a stand up comedian

The way I see it, these are the only options that make his public statements and actions seem consistent.

And speaking of stand up...

Dear Dave Chappelle,

Please run for elected office! Most people don't care that you (used to) smoke weed, and we can probably overlook the fact that you're black if you pick the right district to run in.

We need you! And you have just as much of a chance of winning the next (Presidential) election as anyone else - you've got the money, and you could probably get Oprah on your side with a little bit of contrition over that n-word thing. In fact, the two of you might make a dynamite team - but then, she'd have to be President and you'd be VP, but still, sounds like a good deal, right?

Anyway, I'm getting a little ahead of myself. Those sorts of things can be determined by your campaign advisor.

I humbly offer my services as your anonymous policy advisor. So please get in touch.

Love,

the near future...

6.05.2007

Lewis "Liar, Liar" Libby

Given the judge's willingness to proselytize on the virtue of "not do[ing] anything that might create a problem", one wonders why Libby was even convicted. Now, THAT's a problem.

Let's take extenuating circumstances into account.

Mr. Libby has spent the most recent part of his career faithfully serving the lyingest presidential administration since, well, the last administration.

He is married. A socially-induced state of self-denial and deception. [Thank you, Mr. Kubrick.]

He has children. A force-authority dependent relationship of hypocrisy and outright lies.

He's a lawyer, and made a huge amount of money defending extraordinarily wealthy people who also lied.

There's so much more juice on Wikipedia, I'll let you explore (and be shocked) yourself.

He's a founding member of the Project for the New American Century. Need I say more?

If I were LL's lawyer, I'd probably vote to fry him, but then, what a dangerous precendent to set! Actually convicting white collar criminals who defraud the public welfare through ruthless and underhanded politics?

Sounds like business as usual in DC to me.

Tell me again, why is he the only one up for a conviction?

In the past...