Obvious Award - The Taleban's Back!

It's been a long time since someone (or some media organization) has earned the Totally Fucking Obvious Award, and today's winner is...

Drumroll please!

Abdul Jabbar Taqwa, the governor of Parvan province in Afghanistan! Applause!

He wins for being thick in the brain, just like anyone else who is willing to deny the totally fucking obvious conclusion that Peace Radio host Zakia Zaki was shot and killed by Taleban members that have finally amassed enough strength to come back at those US-sponsored freedom freaks with everything they've got!

She committed the following offenses:
1) Openly criticized the Taleban during its iron-fisted reign,
2) Founded and reported for Radio Peace, the US propaganda radio station established (and funded!) after the fall of the Taleban, and
3) She's a female, and she's expressing her opinion.

How many more reasons does a gender-biased, fanatically-militant, tradition-loving government-by-force (wait, was I talking about the Taleban, or the US? I got a little lost...) need to kill some uppity woman?

Reminds me of my favorite one-liner: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You already told her twice!

WHAT?! It's funny! Horrifying, sure, but funny!