Oh, well actually, the US government is taking credit for the increase in cocaine prices due to a decrease in supply. For those of you unfamiliar with these economic terms, that means that your yay is gonna cost more for a while, and the DEA would like you to thank them for that.
But hey, if it's at all like the War on Terror, prices will be back to normal in, say, 24 hours, so it's a good thing they put out the press release today.
In related news, people are growing pot in the woods! Libertarians!
Somebody stop them!
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