Word Games

Two new words to add to your vocabulary, y'all.

Clitorati, n (from the English clitoris + illuminati) =

1. the unnamed group of women who rule the planet, unbeknownst to the rest of us, as in "911 must have been planned by the Clitorati",

2. women who use their pussies to attract otherwise unwarranted attention, as in "Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and that trashy woman who married Tony Parker are all members of the clitorati, having inherited their roles from the likes of Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, and Helen of Troy".


Douchebantics, n (from the English douchebag + antics) =

1. the behavioral tendencies of douchebags when demonstrating their douchebag prowess to other douchebags or members of the desired sex, as in "please take the conversation about when you bought your first polo shirt from Abercrombie & Fitch and how real that makes you to another location - we've had enough of your douchbantics here".

See also douchebag.