Mutants Revealed!

The boss is back, so all the intense, globally-relevant topics to be addressed have to get pushed to the side by brevity-inducing blurbs like this.

The best part of the article, in fact, the best discovery made by medical science in the past ten years can be be summarized by this quote:

"It makes me wonder whether the current classification of [redacted] is an oversimplification."

Ah, modern medicine. Paving the way for normative behavioral expectations and social ostracism for those members of the human race outside the middle 10 percent of the bell curve.