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3.26.2007

Sex Crazed Women!

The medical community is almost like a Monty Python sketch - they look into "problems" and try to find "solutions", but no matter what they find, they never seem to see the most obvious explanation. It's hysterical.

In fact, the word "hysterical" brings to mind one of the most notable failures of the medical community - namely: female sexuality.

And the modern solution - the prescription and absorption of mind-body chemicals in the form of pills - is yet another way of avoiding the most obvious solution to this problem:

Men can't fuck.

Most men can't fuck a woman at all, much less well. They've built an entire culture surrounding the protection and justification for this plainly obvious fact. Hierarchy? That's the way to divvy up the women so that your status matters more than your merit. Male dominance? That's the way to hold a proverbial gun to the head of the woman you're fucking - she's not there cause she wants to be, she's there cause she's forced to be. Marriage? Money? Both socially-lubricated ways of holding onto the woman you've got so she won't leave for greener pastures.

Women (and gay men) already know this, and men...well, you already know this but are having a hard time admitting it to yourselves. It's ok. We understand. And, it's not that hard to improve, either. Just try thinking of your whole body (and his or her whole body) as the tip of your penis, then try using it all at the same time. Pretty straightforward. Once you get this idea well-absorbed, the rest is just technique.

Practice! Practice! Practice!

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