What a male fantasy!
The horror? Women will buy it!
Years later, you will realize that your increased sex drive and decreased body mass are only clouding your insight. What you were really looking for all along was a man who loved you for who you are (not who you made him believe you were). And, rarest of rare, a man who can actually fuck a woman (instead of an undermined, insecure girl with hips the size of a 14-year-old boy and an ego the size of a pea).
Once you figure that out, maybe you'll drop these pills and get yourself a real man.
Gentlemen, please stop fooling yourselves: It's not them, it's you.
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4.30.2007
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