"Inappropriate Thoughts"

Users of Tetrahydrocannabinol please note: Serious side effects, like the thinking of (and perhaps - egads! - acting upon) inappropriate thoughts may occur as a result of your usage.

Crazy is a point of view, ok? What some may call crazy, I like to call "inventive" or "risky", sometimes even "genius".

So maybe you can't distinguish between your multiple personalities? Who cares? You know you're the only one who's not functioning as a drone in society's increasingly-complex and alienating beehive! Really, you should feel sorry for the people that only have one personality to use, because really, how nice does it feel to stretch out that homicidal instinct every once in a while? Especially after a long morning of self-inflicted victimhood and a good long draught of self-deprecation and deception? It just lets everything fall back into place, right?

I feel you.

Know what I love after a long day of pretending to be someone I'm not?

A nice, phat joint.